Directions: There is a concept of “just deserts” but I can see no justice in this. Only desertion.
Recipe ideas for a futile existence
Tags: medical waste
Serves: 1.5 • Prep Time: 20 seconds
Directions: Goddamn it, this is cat food. Why didn’t anyone tell me this was cat food? How am I supposed to know this isn’t some hipster veggie nugget thing? The people I work for are setting me up. They’re out to get me, which is a pretty low bar to set considering I can’t tell the difference between pet food and real food. My shame is matched only by my nausea.